Wednesday, May 5, 2010

Hilarious things my kids have said lately- I don't want to forget!

tasian is learning to spell and the other day me and janet were spelling out words so that tasian wouldn't pick up on what I was getting mike for his birthday and spoil the suprise so after we were done he said.. " when I grow up I am going to sell my M.O.M. it was so funny cause he wasn't even quite sure what he was saying... atleast I think, crap?

Mckenna-
She was going to the bathroom (sorry to those who this grosses out, but it was funny) and she was just staring in the toilet-
me: kenna that is gross just flush it and get out of the bathroom
Kenna: mom come look, my poop looks like a hotdog
me: sick, hahaha sick- haha... called my sis- Ok so I know where she gets it from... oops!

ok so to top it all off...
McKenna was in her jammies and I noticed she had something in her panties, so I said..
Me: what are you hiding in your panties?
kenna: a dog treat for cinnamon (then she pulled it out and gave it to her... yes she ate it)
me: sick kenna, that is yucky- what if mommy put a burrito in my pants and then fed it to you for lunck? wouldn't that be so gross? (thinking she would atleast consider how sick it would be)
kenna- I want a burrito!
me; hahaha- noticing that she completely missed the point

I just love my little monkeys and what they say- it is priceless and I know I will forget so I thought I would share it with all of you too! I know there will be more to come, it happens on a daily basis. They make me laugh all the time, and I love it!

6 comments:

The Holmgrens said...

HAHAHA I totally love it. That's hilarious.ver

:) said...

A laughed pretty good, the buritto one is the best... I love kids! I wish we could always just remember what they say, I know I have forgot a lot of good stuff my kids have said already.

Queen of Kings said...

I love your kids! I always love when you call me and say "listen to this..." I know its going to be good! Love You!

Amanda Laing said...

Haha! That is hilarious! I need to document things like this more often, you think you will remember, but you never do, and they are so funny! I Miss you!!!! Thanks again for the banana split stuff, I have gained a lot of wait, and am addicted to ice cream now!!!

Amanda Laing said...

That would be weight..... Ya, I did go to BRHS!

Jacey said...

haha this is hilarious. oh my. love it!! and im so glad you not scared to post this! its not sick its HILARIOUS!!

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